Wear Your Respirator

My wife noticed a rash on my face at the edges of my goatee this morning. It was very red but I didn't feel any irritation. On closer inspection the color is berry red, krylon berry red to exact. My respirator isn't sealing very well, I have to snug up the straps.

Hmmm... I wonder what my lungs look like.

I think I'll paint my next guitar a nice youthful brown to get rid of the grey in my beard. Anyone have any guitar finishing techniquest that will help with a bald spot?